zeldathemes
Pterodactyl bros?
Space is fine.
Rolling with the homies

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable

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slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

humansofnewyork:

"You’re taking my picture!"

humansofnewyork:

"You’re taking my picture!"

oknope:

my morning doesn’t start with coffee. 
my morning starts with i’m hungry

wantstobelieve:

#microwave ding

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space