if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf
my morning doesn’t start with coffee.
my morning starts with i’m hungry
So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA
i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space